Analytical

Bill's Brain
"Damn the consequences, give me the pen!"
Lewis Morris, signing the Declaration of Independence

Creative

Coming Soon: Meet the Bill's Brain Staff!

It Takes a Motley Crew to Bring You Bill's Brain
Two human beings (or at least that's what they claim to be) and two cats. There used be a few fish too, but they've gone to that big aquarium in the sky. You'll meet the whole gang right here, just as soon as Bill gets his behind in gear and puts the info on this page! Bill has to work for a living you know, so give him a break if it takes a little while.

We're also currently negotiating with one of our cat's agents to see if we can get her (the cat) to write an exclusive advice column for Bill's Brain, so we'll let you know how that goes. If you'd be interested in being able to ask our cat questions and get free advice, please email us and let us know.